Our teacher was talking to us about the planets and we really tried listening. Really, we did. So when he was in mid sentence, the class simpleton had a great question.
Simpleton: Why do they name the planets like K12Q41 now and not Mars, Venus, Jupiter, Earth anymore?
teacher: I don't know, maybe because they don't have enough names for them.
Simpleton: Why not, because I have the perfect name for them.
Cute Guy: Oh and what would you name it?
Simpleton: Jeffery.
Then later on we were talking about the planet that has the ever going hurricane on it and the simpleton piped up again.
Simpleton: Does that have a name?
Teacher: The Red Eye.
Simpleton: No like a name name.
Teacher: Like hurricane Katrina?
Simpleton:Yeah!
Cute Guy: No Jon, you can't name it Hurricane Jeffery.
Simpleton: I wasn't going to name it Jeffery! I was going to name it Peter.
so now everyone from that hour has a tendency to randomly name things Jeffery.
me: What should I name this Sim?
boyfriend: Jeffery *snort*
me: No, no, no, thats the dads name. This one is a girl.
boyfriend: then make them gay, and name this Sim Peter.
me: okay but remember, you told me too.
now I have a family made of Jeffery, Peter, Jeffery Jr, and Roar.
